Silk Balance is the last balancing agent you’ll ever need.

Here’s how it works. Every time you use your hot tub, you leave behind food for bacteria. The bigger the buffet, the more bacteria are going to want to come to the party. Apparently, hot tubs are even romantic for microorganisms because right away, they make baby bacterias, who then use your spa as a bacteria bassinet.

The end result is hot tub water that looks, smells and feels like it came from a pothole puddle in Calcutta.

Silk Balance eliminates the stuff bacteria eats, keeping your water balanced and silky, hence the name. No more itchiness, no more tight skin, no more foul or chemically smell.

Through the use of additives that act as passive biostat agents, Silk Balance eliminates bacteria’s ability to surround itself with a protective biofilm, which leaves them as helpless as the Death Star without its force field — because what good is a blog post without a “Star Wars” reference?

Silk balance is not a sanitizer, but it saves you money and countless hours. Scratch that. We counted. Adding Silk Balance saves about 15 minutes a week, or 13 hours a year.

It’s super easy to use and it’s not at all harmful to the environment. Your pets can drink water treated with it and you can use it to water your plants. Not only won’t they get sick, but they’ll probably thank you for their newfound silkiness.

Silk Balance is effective, easy and safe — unless you’re bacteria. Then, Silk Balance is a great big buzzkill that ruined your dinner and snapped your lady bacteria right out of that frisky mood she was just in.